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If a Cowboy Was President
by Tomy Mitchell
Well now, if a cowboy was president
I bet I know one thing for sure
Them there bureaucrats in Washington
Would learn to stand by their word
Yes sir, if a cowboy was president
Welfare would mean, "how ya' been
Is your wife and kids doin' alright
Do ya' need help with that fence"
I just know, if a cowboy was president
A few sawmills would open back up
Ranchers would keep them permits
And ever now and then get a new truck
Don't ya' know, if a cowboy was president
Why them ol' boys over seas there
Would think twice about dastardly deeds
Like that there nasty germ warfare
Yep, I'm tellin' ya, if a cowboy was president
You can bet that ol' saddam Hussein
Wouldn't sit with his back to the door
Cause we're tired of his crooked game
I'm thinkin', if a cowboy was president
Y2K would just be some ol' boy's brand
And Monica would be his milk cow
That he raised from a calf by hand
Yes sir, if a cowboy was president
The world might not be a perfect place
But it'd be so darn near close to it
Most everyone would have a smile on his face
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